Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 2530

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They found him in the backyard sitting on the bench dressed in his underwear. Smoking a cigarette. These undies are so comfy, he said sadly.

Posted in Twisters | Tagged | Comments closed

Twister 2583

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She ordered the scallop burger and he said, What? and she said, What, and he said, I thought we were serious, and he kinda fell apart inside

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged | Comments closed

Twister 2657

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He cooked hoping to impress her. He chopped wood. He played the guitar. No matter what he did though, he would look like her father forever.

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged | Comments closed

Twister 2726

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He closed a major deal and made some cold calls and took a meeting and then he called his wife and said, Our ancestors once hunted mammoths.

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged | Comments closed

Twister 2807

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The water smelled and the children made faces. He gathered the brood and returned to the car. She touched his thigh. I never win, he sighed.

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged , | Comments closed

Twister 2942

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The soup spilled from his mouth and soiled his suit. I’m a punchline, he laughed. But no one laughed with him. And then he knew it was true.

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged | Comments closed

Twister 3029

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

As he mows the lawn his mind wanders and then he finds himself on the ground laughing and being childish. And he thinks he’ll never grow up.

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged | Comments closed

Twister 3140

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

All the men wear vibrant ties. They waste away eating canapes. Dreaming of vodka sodas. Away from the prying eyes of dissatisfied mistresses

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged | Comments closed

Twister 3301

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They set up the blind date and she says, I’ll be sitting in the chaise-lounge, and later he realizes he has no idea what a chaise-lounge is.

Posted in Twisters | Tagged | Comments closed

Twister 3404

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They watch a woman enter the bar. I loved her once, he says. On the TV behind them, news of a Mars landing. In your dreams, his friend says.

Posted in Twisters | Tagged | Comments closed