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He speaks of the banality of celebrity, as if he knows anything about the subject. You think you know everything, she says. I know, he says.

Inside the book, he read about the secrets of love, wealth and happiness and he resolved to master them. He ended up in the hospital instead

And then she said something about falling in love and he suffered a heart attack and when he awoke in hospital she said it again and he died

The girl next to me on the bus farted in her sleep. She doesn’t know I love her. If I hadn’t lost it to cancer I’d give her my left testicle