Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 2007

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And when the whiskey tastes bland, Jim checks himself into a motel and closes the blinds. He cancels his appointments. And he calls his mom.

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Twister 2049

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He travels the world and says he likes the Russian girls best because they expect the least from the world. And that kind of suits him fine.

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Twister 2116

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

You are bad for me, she says. You’re like sugary breakfast cereal. And he wonders where this is going. I’m magically delicious, he suggests.

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Twister 2160

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They reminisced about the days they drank whiskey and picked up women wearing short shorts. And then their attention returned to the ballet.

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Twister 2222

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He comes down for breakfast and reads a note and learns that his family has left him and he opens the fridge and sighs and says I’m bemused.

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Twister 2275

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

We entered the bar but it was full of Australians and we had learned a long time ago that we couldn’t out drink that bunch. So we went home.

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Twister 2329

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He suffered a relentless constipation. Every night he dreamed of bathing in french fries. There’s your problem right there, his doctor said.

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Twister 2361

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

This was the date, the I’m-going-to-get-some one. He spent a long time in the shower for it. Later, he realized he’d been in it way too long

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Twister 2408

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The date proceeds towards the inevitable conclusion of any successful date. Until he realizes something. I can’t imagine you naked, he says.

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Twister 2459

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Joe wakes up from a nap and everyone is naked and driving hovercrafts. Is this the future? he asks a buxom blond. Aren’t you warm? she asks.

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