Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 1111

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They snacked on kimchee and rice then went out and shot the squirrels in the back yard. The Lee brothers were making themselves undateable.

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Twister 1189

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She takes the mayonnaise and smears it on the counter. He’s seen this before and he smiles. What are you saying? he asks. You wish, she says

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Twister 1264

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When Tom Jones morphed into Grace Jones, Al decided the party was over. He was thinking pizza. But in his fridge there’s nothing but cheese.

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Twister 1348

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Deep in his heart, Jeffrey knew how wrong he was. And he knew that his mother was waiting for something. You burnt the meatloaf, he told her

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Twister 1428

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

At the Gluttons’ Ball 27 courses crowd the tables and the guests fill up while sitting on toilets, eating until they explode again and again

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Twister 1487

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

My wife invited her vegan friends for dinner which was not something I was happy about. But I whipped up a salad. With a side order of shoe.

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Twister 1585

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He gave up dieting. It was a quality of life issue. I’m not living to diet, he said. I just want to live. And all the bad things taste good.

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Twister 1675

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, Let’s drive around the city eating Chinese food and killing people. She nuzzles his neck and says, Only if I get to do the killing.

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Twister 1775

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I’m not going to buy your marked down bread! he yells. And then, inevitably, the police arrive, and they club him with a day old onion loaf.

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Twister 1897

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They ate all of the donuts in the executive kitchen and they were fired. For no other reason. And they threw up on the director of HR’s rug.

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