Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 1100

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

You can’t buy bananas, he says. She scoffs. I’m serious, he says. Don’t say that, she says. Those bananas make me feel inadequate, he says.

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Twister 1172

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She says, He’s from Vermont. And he wonders if this is an excuse or an explanation. So what? he asks finally. She shrugs. And bites her egg.

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Twister 1254

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, I don’t like antiques. He says, I keep telling you things. He says, I’ll take a bazooka to this place. She gives him another muffin

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Twister 1332

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He takes a french fry and says, Are we flirting? And she says, You wish. And he kind of shrinks, his hopes and dreams dashed for another day

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Twister 1417

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They do the Korean takeout and get drunk on cheap wine. And then they’re rolling around on the floor, serenaded by the NASCAR race on the tv

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Twister 1481

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She feeds him some melon balls and kisses him and he says, I love you and I love holding and kissing you but don’t feed me your melon balls.

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Twister 1573

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Dinner was a disappointment. This chef’s on crack, she said. The date was important to John. So? She asked. I bet you’re delicious, he said.

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Twister 1657

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They watched the birds fly majestically toward the horizon, symbols of an ineffable sort of freedom. I bet those birds taste yummy, he said.

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Twister 1762

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He stops by the grocery store to pick up a frozen dinner. He checks out the fruit aisle to pick up girls. But the zit on his nose is too big

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Twister 1886

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He’s an insurance adjuster with anger management issues and a chainsaw and when his burger comes without pickles the result is pretty tragic

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