Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 327

That is a hamburger, he tells the tourist. He says it slowly, with a painful enunciation. It is made of cow, he continues. And sometimes not

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Twister 400

They bandied about words like dignity and pride. They spoke of the greater good. But he would not give up the chocolate. It’s mine, he cried

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Twister 481

The gentleman entered the salon and shat on the rug. We weren’t the least bit offended; he was a foreigner. I took my meal in the vestibule.

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Twister 508

The bucolic lawn. Gin tonics on the patio. A koi pond. Ethnic bbq. Polo shirts and floral print dresses. The men dreaming of wife swapping.

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Twister 594

He grew tired of the sharks. They circled his boat like, well, sharks. And he was bleeding. He ran out of food. He lay down, and fell asleep

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Twister 657

There was the spaghetti and an incident with a bread knife and the end result was a sleepless night and a marriage proposal. But she said no

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Twister 759

Each time he came home to his family and saw food on the table he swelled with pride. With what he could provide. Except on nights like this

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Twister 865

I love how the Irish call sausages “bangers,” he says. Please just grow up, she says. I’m trying to, he says. I think I’m growing right now.

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Twister 954

They were reeling from a crazy MSG high. They drank beer to quench their thirst. And then they went for hot dogs. And then they got married.

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Twister 1042

He loved her. Except for her habit of buying vegetables she knew he wouldn’t eat. So he stopped talking. Passive aggressive worked both ways

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