Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 914

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They were so in love every one of his notes to her was like a country song. His list of ham, coffee, nachos and beer became a number one hit

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Twister 1012

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The morning veered off like a Scott Norwood field goal. I burnt my toast. The dog puked. And I cut myself shaving. Now it hurts when I piss.

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Twister 1101

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He will ask questions. Because he’s a curious man. But also polite. So he will ask, Can I touch you here? And also, Could you do that again?

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Twister 1178

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The stinky cheese reminded Jim of his ex. Which made him gag. Though he couldn’t really tell his girlfriend why. The dilemma ruined his day.

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Twister 1257

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim spotted her across the grocery store and wondered how best to make the proper impression. Then he saw her try an olive. He hated olives.

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Twister 1336

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He knew he was bleeding badly. He felt something oozing out of him. Grow up, the cute Greek waitress said. You just ate way too much pikilia

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Twister 1419

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Her hair blew seductively in the breeze and when a gust came up he lost his reserve and he imagined happy things and he offered her a cookie

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Twister 1484

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I wouldn’t lick her face if you paid me. I don’t need the money. Unless you’re offering a lot. Or maybe some food. What does she taste like?

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Twister 1578

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He woke up happy. Then his pants split during the presentation to the executive board. He ate some bad figs. He lost his watch. His TV died.

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Twister 1673

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He said, I’ll be right over after I’ve made the pasta sauce. And then he put down the phone, took off his apron, sat on the couch and cried.

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