Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 989

Why would you want to complicate your life? she asks. All I said was I liked raspberries, he replies exasperated. He doesn’t get her at all.

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Twister 1089

The talk had been open, with hurt feelings. Shouting. They knew the relationship was done. She would never put ketchup on her hot dogs again

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Twister 1170

He picked up a pineapple at the store. The next day he did the same. And he knew that if he’d buy a mango, just once, his life might improve

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Twister 1250

He draws on her thighs and says, that’s fat. She grabs the pen and draws a circle on his belly. So’s that, she says. Then they start eating.

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Twister 1325

Yes I could eat bacon until I died. It’s true. I love it too much. And it will kill me. I don’t know how this is going to make my rabbi feel

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Twister 1406

He liked to hold up two oranges, juxtaposed against old smokestacks, and photograph them. A comment about nothing; something to bug his mom.

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Twister 1480

He burps violently during breakfast and that sets off an argument about football, lawnmowing and the toilet. Then she flings her eggs at him

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Twister 1572

The more his wife became a vegetarian, the more he loved steak. We have a problem, she said. You have a problem, he said. Pass the potatoes.

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Twister 1655

He was either in love or suffering from indigestion but he couldn’t deny her ways with a sandwich. Tomorrow, let’s try the panini, he said.

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Twister 1758

Jim comes home with the groceries and Liz kisses him and goes through the shopping bags and sighs and says, You know I hate instant pudding.

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