Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 2207

He was sick enough to have his wife worry but not sick enough that he couldn’t keep eating four cheese pizza. The world is kind, he thought.

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Twister 2299

They ran. They ran over each other, panicked, running toward the horizon. Quickly. Away from him. It was a giant burrito! he yelled in vain.

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Twister 2395

The smell from the kitchen makes her swoon. She watches him, naked under the apron, chopping parsley. This is going to really hurt, he says.

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Twister 2527

The microwave beeped. She ran into the kitchen and slipped on the dog’s latest mistake. I just want my popcorn, she thinks, immobile. Alone.

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Twister 2629

The brawny chef announces, My meatballs are especially spicy today! and the sous chef spends the evening shift in the privacy of the toilet.

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Twister 2812

And then everything fell apart. His dreams lost. The echo of her final, angry word lingered in the room. But she knew he hated green pepper.

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Twister 2911

Sometimes he thought about handsome men. And sometimes, he thought about beautiful women. But most of the time, he thought about bbq sauce.

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Twister 3044

When he woke she was gone and he felt relieved. He ate a bowl of cereal and checked his emails. And then he realized how much he missed her.

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Twister 3193

The table is covered in food. There is general gluttony. One by one the gourmands die off. In the end only the Twinkie lovers have survived.

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Twister 3324

Multi hued condiments ooze out from under the bun. I’m Scottish not miserable, he tells her. She slaps him playfully and gives him a napkin.

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