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Once upon a time, an adult male poured ketchup all over his slice of pepperoni pizza and the Earth was swallowed up by a black hole, the end

When they discovered how serious he was, the women melted chocolate and poured it in his underwear drawer. And then he became vengeful, too.

When the marinara sauce falls on his white shirt he just gives up. I’m not Martha enough, he thinks. And then he starts looking for his gun.

He’d wanted to eat the dry sausage like he’d seen those old European men do it. That’s what he’d told the doctor. But she didn’t believe him

She steps out of the diner. She can still feel the grease from the burger on her lips. Her phone rings and she listens. Not again, she says.