Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 955

The first time he changed his kid’s diaper, he dry-heaved for an hour. The second time he confronted his fears in his own way. He tasted it.

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Twister 1045

She fell asleep on the table and he thought of wrapping her up in bacon because he loved her so much. But he had to admit he love bacon more

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Twister 1136

He took a long nap and woke to the smell of roast beef. His wife saw him and put down her glass of wine. When did you get so fat? she asked.

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Twister 1219

He sort of knew this happiness was fleeting, passing him by like a runaway train. He cleared his throat. I’ll have the extra large, he said.

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Twister 1291

There was vodka and soda. She approved from a calorie point of view but she passed on the dip and cheese plate. It’s hard being me, she said

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Twister 1372

The birthday party was a total failure and he didn’t talk to his mother for days. Finally, he confronted her. You served avocado! he yelled.

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Twister 1458

The meeting turned on a fumbled cord and a bad connection on the speaker phone. And Frank’s repeated retelling of a joke involving “salami.”

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Twister 1521

He says, there was Tabasco. He says, And then I cut some onions. And she punches him in the face. That’s almost what it feels like, she says

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Twister 1598

And the argument continued until both had forgotten what they were fighting about. So they ordered a pizza. And they get to the final slice.

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Twister 1730

When the freezer held only boxes of chicken fingers, he realized his job was done and it would be mere seconds before his wife left for good

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