Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 3628

The day is sunny perfection. Joy. But she doesn’t notice any of it because he’s just told her he’s putting chicken sausage into the chowder.

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Twister 63

Jones misses the chair and falls flat on his ass. His boss watches this and rolls his eyes. I could sure use some barbecue, the boss thinks

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Twister 126

And in the end he realized he didn’t really want it bad enough. Sure, he’d wanted a hamburger lolipop since he was a kid, but tastes change.

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Twister 204

Just watching Taco Bell ads gives me diarrhea, he says. She gets up off the couch and runs out of the room. I just don’t know you! she says.

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Twister 265

They eat asparagus knowing it will curtail the scope of their sexual activities later on. I’m so bored, she says. I’m not finished, he says.

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Twister 98

Staycations suck, he says. Not now, she says. If I have to eat your penne one more time, he says. You only have yourself to blame, she says.

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Twister 180

What bird do hot dogs come from? The kid asks. I can’t remember if sea bass is a good fish, the mother says. Who’s playing tonight? Asks dad

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Twister 325

She found the kid playing with hot dogs and bagels. What are they teaching, she says. Put down the hot dog, she says. I like gravy, he says.

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Twister 523

She was a suburban lady with downtown pretensions. She drove a small car and drank pinot grigio. But her love of cannoli got the best of her

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Twister 619

He crawls out of bed and heads for the shower. I’ve got to stop drinking after tacos, he thinks. My hips hurt, he thinks. And then he falls.

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