Tagged: Food (993)

Tomatoes littered the area. The place reeked of an imagined violence. The cops arrived. I just want to make my special sauce, Jim explained.

The geology of the homesick. Serial victimization. Manipulation by design. All reasons he used to explain his purchase of six frozen pizzas.

She tells him this isn’t love, that her swooning has nothing to do with love but with his carbonara. And he holds up a plate and says, Love.

He uses the word fey and she says, Your use of that word makes you fey, and then he did something so fey she needed to go and grab a burger.

He ate the filet of haddock in abject silence. And you’ll have salmon for lunch tomorrow, she said. You’re raping the oceans, he complained.

The woman in the commercial had an enormous mouth. It rendered the guys dumb. They couldn’t even eat the bacon pizza. Which was saying a lot

She orders onion rings. The waiter returns with fries. She protests. Speaks of patriarchy. But the waiter was just worried about her breath.