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The security guard chokes on his food court fries. And no one rushes to help him. Because the new Japanese place is giving out free tempura.

The waiter brings his order and he recoils and says, That’s too much food, and now the waiter recoils and says, You must be European, right?

She reads the recipes with reverence. These are a sage’s words, she says. Sage tastes like soap, her husband says from behind the newspaper.

And he stepped inside then, past the ashen faced brood chewing their cud, through air heavy with regret, and he decided to order two burgers

And then the show ended and he felt an emptiness inside and he called his girlfriend and she said, Not again, and then he ate some crackers.