Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 3594

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He dropped the strawberries and they scattered across the room. Don’t move, she said. And he didn’t. Neither did she. So now what? he asked.

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Twister 65

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He couldn’t find the sausages. He suspected the kids but he wasn’t sure. Your kids are vegetarians, his wife said. The headache came on fast

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Twister 132

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They liked swaying to Gregorian chanting. It made them unpopular invites to hip parties. But their love of egg rolls made them some friends.

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Twister 173

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim thought the salsa was supposed to be “mild”. His screams were heard from Cincinnati to Svetlogorsk. Would you like some more? she asked.

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Twister 242

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He learned Mandarin and ordered “off the wall” at Chinese restaurants. But every night he still went home and ate microwaved egg rolls alone

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Twister 350

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His new diet makes him cranky. Weight this! he thinks. I hate my doctor. He’ll lose the 20 pounds. But he’s going to cheat. With every meal.

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Twister 411

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When he tells her what he thinks she feels the freedom to knee him in the groin and say I told you so and then she says, I’ll have the fries

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Twister 326

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was transfixed by the woman in a way that got his wife’s attention. Clean up in aisle three on the intercom. Another emergency in poultry

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Twister 510

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He dreamt in French and realized it was only a ham and cheese sandwich. His Japanese car was assembled in Alabama. He always says Van Damme!

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Twister 603

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

At the carnival, we played Stump the Stumpie and lost when we couldn’t name fifteen countries in Europe. And then they ran out of corn dogs.

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