Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 1118

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I’m sorry, I didn’t order this, he tells the waiter. I’m sure it’s a good steak but I don’t eat meat. The waiter growls. He apologizes again

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Twister 1200

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I will eat your raw sugar, he said and she began to giggle and his interest waned and he said You make me flaccid, and then she just lost it

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Twister 1267

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The food made his stomach do unfortunate things. He went outside for a smoke. The wind picked up. His in-laws were downwind. He didn’t mind.

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Twister 1360

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They thought they had lost the bad guys in the sea of wheat, so they went to the restaurant and ordered waffles. And then they were whacked.

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Twister 1435

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She loved her food and when she screamed, It’s like there’s a honeymoon in my mouth! at the French restaurant he hid under the table, crying

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Twister 1489

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, After I eat my milk and cookies, I’m going to kill you. This does nothing for his street cred. Neither does his lactose intolerance

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Twister 1586

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He is a lifestyle expert. He got rich telling other people how to live. But his table cloth is revolting. And he eats ice cream from the tub

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Twister 1677

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And they gorged themselves on the gravy, finally, because they heard the monster approaching and they didn’t want to share anything with it.

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Twister 1777

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Their chess match devolved into side bets for fried potato products. And once the farting began they understood the depths of their loserdom

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Twister 1899

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He turns the thermostat up just before she arrives. He’s cooked a spicy Thai curry. And offers her tea. You’re trying way too hard, she says

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