Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 3552

And the meeting entered another dimension, where time didn’t exist and donuts had yet to be invented, and he stood and declared his insanity

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Twister 95

He was punch drunk but good at math. He devised theories about food and weight. He drank bad bourbon. He laughed when someone said pad thai

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Twister 139

He thinks the recession means no more manicures. He wants to rediscover Donkey Kong. Inside the fridge, stale pizza, a six-pack and cheddar.

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Twister 214

The food was cold by the time Billy came out of the bathroom. His dad gave him that usual look o

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Twister 293

He called his taste in clothes his recipe for loneliness. He enjoyed his mac and cheese with lots of garlic. But he didn’t enjoy chewing gum

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Twister 429

He popped the balloon and then the winds picked up and a ton of beef landed in the backyard. I was hip once, he thinks. Now I need an apron.

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Twister 82

There was an edge in his voice when he said “pansy.” Something his father didn’t appreciate. I like my eggs runny, the father says. So what?

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Twister 498

He crawled out of the hole and surveyed the damage. The bushes were gone, the house singed and set to collapse. That was some chili, he said

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Twister 568

He was caught picking his nose in the executive boardroom. His wife bought salmon pie for dinner. This is the worst day of my life, he said.

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Twister 640

He bought a motorcycle when he noticed the bald patch. He worked out and wore tight swim trunks. He choked on a peanut and forgot everything

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