Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 1315

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He said I’m going to be a man, even though no one was questioning him on this. So he ate the whole steak. I don’t feel so hot, he said later

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Twister 1381

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She loves to bake, but her cakes are awful. Mostly because she can’t smell. And that suits him just fine. He often uses it to his advantage.

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Twister 1476

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

You don’t have time to make corn beef hash now! she screams. He hushes her and hugs her and says, There’s always time to make my hash, dear.

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Twister 1559

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He can hardly run to the bus stop. He knows he’s out of shape. He wants to live a long life. But mostly he wants extra onions on his burger.

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Twister 1628

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When Big Al sees the receptionist eating a lentil burger, he says, Not only is she freaking me out she’s mocking my way of life. She agrees.

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Twister 1749

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

A beetle ran across the table just as the waiter served the dumplings. He put the plate down on it. I saw that, Jim said. Saw what? he asked

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Twister 1850

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He drove fast all day. He whistled at girls in short shorts. He played football and bled. And that evening his wife made him a salad. Again.

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Twister 1946

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He gave a lousy interview on TV and now there were reporters on his front lawn. Let’s serve them hot dogs, he told his wife. The poison ones

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Twister 2126

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The foodie refuses to date vegetarians. Yes, he married a woman who likes to bring out handcuffs when he suggests Thai. But she’s not joking

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Twister 2266

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It took Alan a while to realize he had become the kind of person he didn’t like. He celebrated with cake and bourbon. Because he hated cake.

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