Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 735

They ate breakfast in silence, still unsure, afraid even. He could barely look at her. Next time, you do some of the work, she said finally.

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Twister 828

Shane built the largest house on the block. He invited everyone over for burgers and beer. And then charged them exorbitantly for the honor.

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Twister 924

It looked like blood but it was only strawberry jam. She knew her son enjoyed lying on the floor, death-like. He was just dramatic that way

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Twister 1022

The meat on the table gave off a smell of something sinful. Nothing this good could be good for you. It’s not, she said. Now shut up and eat

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Twister 1111

They snacked on kimchee and rice then went out and shot the squirrels in the back yard. The Lee brothers were making themselves undateable.

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Twister 1189

She takes the mayonnaise and smears it on the counter. He’s seen this before and he smiles. What are you saying? he asks. You wish, she says

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Twister 1264

When Tom Jones morphed into Grace Jones, Al decided the party was over. He was thinking pizza. But in his fridge there’s nothing but cheese.

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Twister 1348

Deep in his heart, Jeffrey knew how wrong he was. And he knew that his mother was waiting for something. You burnt the meatloaf, he told her

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Twister 1428

At the Gluttons’ Ball 27 courses crowd the tables and the guests fill up while sitting on toilets, eating until they explode again and again

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Twister 1487

My wife invited her vegan friends for dinner which was not something I was happy about. But I whipped up a salad. With a side order of shoe.

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