Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 739

The carnage of the breakfast table is belied by the silence of a sated couple who have locked their kids in the basement a few hours longer.

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Twister 842

The wind took the toupé and deposited it on her lunch. She screamed. He came running over, ashamed. She berated him and hit him with a stick

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Twister 936

They were a typical family with their suppressed resentments. Fights were resolved with pizza. Until one day when junior ordered the calzone

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Twister 1027

There was discomfort in the room. Not from the severity of the sangria or the heat of the samosas. Sheila blamed mom’s bean dip. And her dad

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Twister 1121

She is loath to embarrass him. But she has an itch and she needs to scratch it. Do you know how many calories are in that thing? she screams

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Twister 1205

He had a thing for opera singers, but the thin kind not the ladies shaped like linebackers. He was also lonely. And ate way too much garlic.

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Twister 1271

He lost his job because of a ham sandwich with mustard. And the ugly stain it created on Mr. Lee’s pants. And what Mrs. Lee thought it was.

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Twister 1362

He acknowledges the tough talk but he’s got a mouth full of peach cobbler. And it’s delicious. If he only had a beer. The mockery continues.

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Twister 1437

The family sits around the table eating bland food, watching television, ignoring their collective pain, shelving the truth.Thinking nothing

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Twister 1495

There was talk of the end of civilization, or at least civility, although no one knew the difference. But the ketchup was going on the eggs.

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