Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 3239

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The nightly special is couscous, and by the end of the evening, the waitress with the lisp will lose her job. Because the chef is heartless.

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Twister 3400

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The town was known for its sausages. She blamed this for her skin condition. But when she found a guy to love her he proved to be inadequate

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Twister 3473

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The waiter dropped the cheeseballs on her lap and ran out of the bistro and the owner rushed over and said, I’ve wanted to fire him forever.

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Twister 3607

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She has the face of surprised waterfowl; this titillates him and causes revulsion. Since he ate duck last night. And it wasn’t all that good

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Twister 69

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Instead of chocolate, he bought her a mojito making kit that he found at a discount gift shop. We’re through, she said. I asked for lingerie

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Twister 116

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was the only one to walk away from the accident and so he hated himself. His diet consists solely of microwavable ranch flavored popcorn

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Twister 178

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He added cola to his bourbon when he missed his father. Your father also liked Miracle Whip, his mom said, but you don’t miss him that much.

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Twister 246

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I tried to bring the spam wasubi through customs. I was taken to an Irish prison and forced to peel potatoes. The world didn’t stop turning.

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Twister 353

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Then the singing ended and there was applause. There was joy at that moment. Pride. And then the pre-concert beans made their presence felt.

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Twister 184

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He couldn’t finish the job. Not with the hunger that was a hammer in his belly. He ordered a pizza. It wouldn’t come. Life is hell, he said

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