Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 3299

He answered “bacon” to her question about the nature of love. She left him and he was alone and then she returned and he turned on the stove

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Twister 3432

She screamed a little, and he ran to her and brought her out of the room, and he said, I told you I ate beets, but she was still mad at him.

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Twister 3528

He saw her squeezing canteloupes and he walked over to her and said, You have a lovely mouth. And then she opened her mouth. And she didn’t.

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Twister 3636

She was all for adventurous eating but it was a first date and the sausage looked too much and she wasn’t sure if she did that sort of thing

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Twister 87

The burgers are too red in the middle for her liking. They’re the color of my nailpolish, she yells. It’s just blood, he says. Deal with it.

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Twister 130

He mastered the dark art of baking. It attracted women with small dogs and health insurance. His tarts caused convulsions. But in a good way

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Twister 442

He calls in sick and watches TV until the thought of more Oprah gets him out of bed. He takes a shower. He treats himself and orders a pizza

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Twister 283

And for this he learned Korean. I got tired being limited to bibimbap, he says. She takes a pull of her beer. You’re going places, she says.

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Twister 97

The boy says, I want candy. You win some you dim sum, the dad says. That’s not appropriate dear, the mom says. Only look at me, the boy says

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Twister 435

The wind whips up; the picnic is ruined. Our dates are bad, he says. I keep saying yes, she says. A branch crushes him. Until now, she says.

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