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There were foreigners here and it offended him. His wife was taken aback by his xenophobia. How can I enjoy sushi with these people? he said

They fought, and he turned on the TV to cool off. And he was mesmerized by an ad for mustard. Why can’t my family be like that? he wondered.

The sneeze was fantastic and when he’d wiped his nose he spoke of a kind of spiritual awakening. And then he added more relish to his burger

He bangs his head on the fridge while chasing after some wasabi peas, and he learns again that there are no lessons in life, only tragedies.

The date ended in rancor. He realized she’d misinterpreted his remark about meatballs. And knew he’d be spending a long evening alone again.

He took her to a restaurant where the waiters worked naked and the chef specialized in artisanal sausages. I’m not eating dessert, she said.

He sat in the food court eating Chinese. We’re all pathetic, he told himself, biting into an egg roll. But we’re all pathetic in our own way