Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 802

There were four couples and they took the cocktails out to the backyard and ate bbq. By the end of the evening there were only three couples

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Twister 913

He hated his in-laws’ cooking so he stuffed himself full of danish before showing up and got so bloated he had to defend his diet for hours.

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Twister 1009

So this is what my life has come to, he thinks. He stares at the granola in front of him with revulsion. And a nostalgia for sausagier days.

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Twister 1100

You can’t buy bananas, he says. She scoffs. I’m serious, he says. Don’t say that, she says. Those bananas make me feel inadequate, he says.

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Twister 1172

She says, He’s from Vermont. And he wonders if this is an excuse or an explanation. So what? he asks finally. She shrugs. And bites her egg.

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Twister 1254

He says, I don’t like antiques. He says, I keep telling you things. He says, I’ll take a bazooka to this place. She gives him another muffin

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Twister 1332

He takes a french fry and says, Are we flirting? And she says, You wish. And he kind of shrinks, his hopes and dreams dashed for another day

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Twister 1417

They do the Korean takeout and get drunk on cheap wine. And then they’re rolling around on the floor, serenaded by the NASCAR race on the tv

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Twister 1481

She feeds him some melon balls and kisses him and he says, I love you and I love holding and kissing you but don’t feed me your melon balls.

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Twister 1573

Dinner was a disappointment. This chef’s on crack, she said. The date was important to John. So? She asked. I bet you’re delicious, he said.

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