Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 2678

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was when he found himself in a foodcourt eating things he’d only heard about that he fully realized the tragedy that his life had become.

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Twister 2859

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The restaurant had been a disappointment. Then they went to a movie, a fine comedy. I’d enjoy this more if I weren’t such a foodie, he said.

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Twister 2955

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She called him a Lebanese Cucumber and he didn’t take offense right away. But years later he saw one. And he suffered a delayed humiliation.

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Twister 3065

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I like old German movies, with the gaunt men and their gnarly fingernails, he says. She watches him chew his burger. Then the date is over.

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Twister 3228

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He found her in the kitchen eating cookies. Our love is a lot like a cookie, he said. And she looked down, and there was nothing but crumbs.

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Twister 3387

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He made her a lovely, but heavy, cassoulet. She was falling for him. They settled on the couch. Thank god my farts don’t smell, she thought.

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Twister 3463

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

More than one lady had puked in his expensive powder room. And no one complimented him on the artichoke dip. He didn’t know what else to do

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Twister 3576

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He woke up and went to work in the kitchen and then she woke up and he said, Pancakes? and she said, But I like to be grumpy in the morning.

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Twister 60

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The fat man says no to salad. The thin girl says, I ordered pickles, where are they? The waitress can’t wait until she becomes a movie star.

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Twister 104

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He decided to leave the room. I’ve got to shape up, he thinks. I need to eat. Maybe go out. Start fresh. And burn these sheets. What a stink

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