Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 131

He enjoyed her ham sandwiches and back rubs. They spooned at night. They went to Greece. She met someone else and lived well. He ate cookies

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Twister 232

I don’t want to be an adult anymore, he says. My dad likes guns, the kid says. We’re having liver, his mother says. Don’t sing, her kid says

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Twister 434

If you say grand one more time, he says. I asked for whipped cream, not creamed corn, he says. The lawyer told me to take a hiatus, he says.

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Twister 8

He grills hot dogs on the bathroom rad because he’s forgotten to renew his prescription. The mustard pools in the sink; the doorbell rings.

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Twister 437

And then they felt betrothed to failure, never understanding how their lives had become so broken of joy. It’s your stupid cooking, he said.

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Twister 1

The kid looks up at the candy bar and wonders how he can get to the caramel goodness inside without waking up the asthmatic narcoleptic cat

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Twister 557

She’s into yoga and high fashion so he calls her Shanti Pants. Her veganism is often interrupted by bacon. She loves her red cocktails sweet

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Twister 630

Her pants confirm what she’s long suspected: she’s losing some weight. And she runs to the kitchen and plants her face in a chocolate cake.

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Twister 720

She felt the magic of the forest. Trolls abound, she warned. They are like mushrooms. Some are poisonous. And some go well sautéd in butter.

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Twister 803

It was when he once again found tuna salad on the menu that he exploded. He stood up on a table and yelled, You idiots this is an aquarium!

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