Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 630

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Her pants confirm what she’s long suspected: she’s losing some weight. And she runs to the kitchen and plants her face in a chocolate cake.

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Twister 720

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She felt the magic of the forest. Trolls abound, she warned. They are like mushrooms. Some are poisonous. And some go well sautéd in butter.

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Twister 803

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was when he once again found tuna salad on the menu that he exploded. He stood up on a table and yelled, You idiots this is an aquarium!

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Twister 914

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They were so in love every one of his notes to her was like a country song. His list of ham, coffee, nachos and beer became a number one hit

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Twister 1012

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The morning veered off like a Scott Norwood field goal. I burnt my toast. The dog puked. And I cut myself shaving. Now it hurts when I piss.

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Twister 1101

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He will ask questions. Because he’s a curious man. But also polite. So he will ask, Can I touch you here? And also, Could you do that again?

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Twister 1178

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The stinky cheese reminded Jim of his ex. Which made him gag. Though he couldn’t really tell his girlfriend why. The dilemma ruined his day.

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Twister 1257

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim spotted her across the grocery store and wondered how best to make the proper impression. Then he saw her try an olive. He hated olives.

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Twister 1336

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He knew he was bleeding badly. He felt something oozing out of him. Grow up, the cute Greek waitress said. You just ate way too much pikilia

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Twister 1419

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Her hair blew seductively in the breeze and when a gust came up he lost his reserve and he imagined happy things and he offered her a cookie

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