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And they gorged themselves on the gravy, finally, because they heard the monster approaching and they didn’t want to share anything with it.

Their chess match devolved into side bets for fried potato products. And once the farting began they understood the depths of their loserdom

And because he loved her he bought her a rare and expensive cheese and because she didn’t know her cheese from Spam she was deeply insulted.

They ran. They ran over each other, panicked, running toward the horizon. Quickly. Away from him. It was a giant burrito! he yelled in vain.

The smell from the kitchen makes her swoon. She watches him, naked under the apron, chopping parsley. This is going to really hurt, he says.