Tagged: Food (993)

T 3738

They met under an oak in the woods behind their houses and ate illicit things and years later they met again and lamented what they had lost

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T 3734

He takes a bite of the pie and moans and she sneers at him and says, What do you know about pleasure? and he doesn’t have an answer for her.

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T 3730

And then there was coffee, the exclamation mark to a remarkable night. He made some pancakes. She felt enchantment. Though she craved bacon.

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T 3725

They watched the kids eating. The mess they made. Remember when we didn’t have kids? he said. No, she said. He didn’t sleep well that night.

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T 3719

He called it love, she called it heartburn, and into this breach stepped the doubt they had always harbored about the trendy new restaurant.

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Twister 3714

He ran home and said, Look at all these free bananas, and she said, But we hate bananas, and he looked confused and said, But they were free

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Twister 99

They talked but only if provoked. He enjoyed the sunshine but wouldn’t cook for her. Are you illiterate? She asked him. That says half price

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Twister 140

He tried to lift up a fridge and hurt his back. Twenty years later, he gets nervous when he sneezes. His allergy to hot dogs pisses him off.

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Twister 218

You’re so umami, he tells her. She doesn’t know what that means. She goes home and looks it up and says, I’m, what, an anchovy? Or Japanese?

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Twister 101

He wrote a book called “50 Things to do While Getting Dressed.” He flew economy and packed light. He enjoyed sausage but he always ate alone

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