Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 429

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He popped the balloon and then the winds picked up and a ton of beef landed in the backyard. I was hip once, he thinks. Now I need an apron.

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Twister 82

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was an edge in his voice when he said “pansy.” Something his father didn’t appreciate. I like my eggs runny, the father says. So what?

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Twister 498

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He crawled out of the hole and surveyed the damage. The bushes were gone, the house singed and set to collapse. That was some chili, he said

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Twister 563

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He talked big. Always did. So he “invaded” the deli and “destroyed” the hot pastrami. But he grew up to be meek. And so inherited the earth.

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Twister 631

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His fart filled the room. The aroma had hints of all that was evil in the world. It’s this diet, he explained. But the dog wasn’t buying it.

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Twister 732

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His parents were so repressed he grew up with odd ideas about sex. It didn’t stop him from marrying and raising more kids afraid of sausages

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Twister 823

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His friends came over to celebrate his accomplishment. They fried frozen things and made strong drinks. All because he’d finally gotten laid

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Twister 920

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was seduction in the air with the pasta carbonara. She had him at the mention of bacon. He had her when he ate his meal without a fork

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Twister 1020

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jo was a self-help guru promising weight loss. He was sued by a fat unhappy man named Phil. Only salami makes me happy, Phil told the judge.

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Twister 1106

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was a strong Hungarian salami and no amount of mints helped. He lost his job. His wife left him. He had no choice but to move to Hungary.

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