Tagged: Food (993)

They come upon a store on their walk and she says let’s go in and life can’t get worse for him until they enter and the store’s full of tofu

She kept asking him questions, but his mouth was full and the food was so good and he kept piling it in and she kept talking, and he choked.

He stormed in to the diner and the waitress said, So? and he said, I would kill for a burger, and the cops found him a day later in a ditch.

The boys sit around comparing familial tragedies and the new kid tells of the time his family ate bad lentils and were deported and he wins.

The guys were so dumbstruck by the MILFs that their food court pad thai grew cold and chewy and more inedible than when they’d ordered them.