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The coffee was strong. Her cake was moist. But she kept refilling my coffee. And that made me squirm. I used her toilet. Then I had to leave.

The general said, I could use a sub. And so billions were spent to satisfy his request. Then he saw it. I should have said hoagie, he sighed.

A selection of obscure raw milk cheeses for a room of the violently lactose intolerant. Mingled with corked wine. Yes he hated the holidays.

We went out for Chinese and afterward on our way back to the car I let loose a fart, and she laughed and then we went out for more Chinese.

There were no more apples at the market. Or pears. I walked home and there was a man with all the fruit. I called him an ass and he laughed.