Tagged: Food (993)

T 5077

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

He was so in love he told her, I love your soup, but that wasn’t true and soon enough it became a lie to haunt him. And he exploded in rage.

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T 5066

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

She chokes on a fishbone and dies and the fisherman’s ocean collapses and he vows never to fish again. Then the next day he rows out to sea.

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T 5063

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

He says, Your meatloaf reminds me of misery. She processes this. In an existential way, he adds. Well then it’s ok, she says, sarcastically.

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T 5061

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

As a child, he liked to eat disgusting things. It made him popular. Now, he sits in a nice restaurant with his nice wife. Driving her crazy.

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T 5058

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

But he had to admit he felt something, that even through his gruff exterior, he experienced love. She waited. Your pizza was great, he said.

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T 5038

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

She’s cute, and he runs up and within a few minutes she’s talked about vegan cupcakes and craftbooking, and he runs away to call “the guys.”

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T 5033

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

He opens the fridge and spies the leftover Chinese and he says, Eat healthy. But later, when she enters the kitchen, he says, I’m a failure.

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T 5012

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 20, 2011

The mood at the office had swung to something black and morbid. So it was no surprise when the box of donuts resulted in unspeakable carnage.

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T 5011

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 20, 2011

She became his hundredth ex-girlfriend. He said, I’m going to bake you a cake. At the bakery he met a girl. Who would become hundred-and-one.

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T 5000

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 20, 2011

The sandwiches smelled funny, as did the washrooms. This is the worst conference ever, the professor sighed. He ate another sandwich anyway.

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