Tagged: Food (993)

T 5245

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

Dinner is a write off. He wears this failure like a come on. You screwed up on purpose, she says. He tries to act cool. But she’s on to him.

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T 5242

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

She hit reply-all on the email, and next day at work her desk is covered in bananas. She buys a blender. Smoothies for everyone, she tweets.

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T 5227

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

We went to Marseilles and ate pistou and danced until dawn and my belly gave out and I got sick and she said, That’s five continents, champ.

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T 5226

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

The donuts sat in front of him. He recalled his youth, his first kiss, the cold night he lost his virginity. The donuts sat in front of him.

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T 5213

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

The house reeked of garlic. She figured this wouldn’t work out. I come from an uptight family, she told him. He put some sauce in her mouth.

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T 5201

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

She says, He’s like a donkey, and her friends giggle and attack their chardonnay, and they order spring rolls and then they laugh some more.

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T 5191

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

The arrogant man orders a burger. The waitress asks how he wants it. He says, I want it now. She returns with a gun. Say it again, she says.

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T 5189

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

Dinner was served but my brother and his girlfriend were making everyone sick. So I stabbed them in the genitals. And dug into the pad thai.

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T 5187

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

He says, You have big hands, and she says, Compared to yours. Humiliated, he grabs his knife and fork, and cuts into his pulled pork slider.

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T 5184

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

They slathered hot sauce on everything, and that night he endured nightmares, and next morning he said, It burns, and she called him a wimp.

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