Tagged: Food (993)

T 5283

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

He watches her eat her burger. The joy she exhibits. The lust with which she attacks it. He tells her he loves her. She doesn’t leave a tip.

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T 5277

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

The new CEO and his out-of-the-box thinking. He asks his senior managers to draw him a picture of love. Jones draws a cheeseburger. He wins.

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T 5273

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

She calls him and says, I’m having a crisis, and he says, Where are you? and she tells him, and he says, Get the cool ranch, and so she does.

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T 5272

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

He says, What are you cooking? But she isn’t cooking at all. That’s the first awkward thing that happens. The second comes nine months later.

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T 5262

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

He bought a dog to win his family’s affection, but he could not purchase bliss. What will it take? he asked. Better cereal, his son replied.

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T 5260

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

The craving overcame him. So he ran into the schnitzel house and took a seat. Do you have any pad thai? he implored. And they threw him out.

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T 5257

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

The phone rings and the stranger’s voice talks of an all-you-can-eat buffet, and she doesn’t hang up. Because she’s thinking dirty thoughts.

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T 5249

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

She yawns and says, I’d eat your fruit, and he puts down his coffee and says, Let me drink that in, and they laugh because they’re so smart.

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T 5248

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

He orders oysters and she walks up to him and takes her top off. He says, They’re Kumamoto. She hears something else. Vroom vroom, she says.

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T 5246

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 18, 2012

The phone rings and a sense of dread overwhelms him. I had a heavy lunch, sorry, she says. And with that he throws his spatula to the floor.

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