Tagged: Family (813)

Twister 1572

The more his wife became a vegetarian, the more he loved steak. We have a problem, she said. You have a problem, he said. Pass the potatoes.

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Twister 1716

When they built a glass partition down their middle of the bedroom she had insisted on frosted glass. Why? he asked. For the kids, she said.

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Twister 1842

He looks at the sky and sees nothing but pain. His wife drapes her arms around him. Our vacation’s ruined, she sighs. Inside, the kids howl.

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Twister 2007

And when the whiskey tastes bland, Jim checks himself into a motel and closes the blinds. He cancels his appointments. And he calls his mom.

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Twister 2083

They thought the marriage was fine. But one day, he saw the world differently. How can I love you when I love myself more? he asked his wife

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Twister 2217

The plants overwhelmed the room and Al had trouble watching TV. His daughter flashed her boobs at the mailman. Al had bourbon for breakfast.

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Twister 2326

The phone call came as he knew it would. He picked up the receiver. Fear came through the line. He felt it. Dad I need a lift, his son said.

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Twister 2449

His mother had changed since she’d started seeing a shrink. She was way too gregarious in public. Her new catchphrase was, That makes me wet

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Twister 2556

He exits the shower and tells his mother, Today’s my lucky day. You’re the unluckiest guy ever, she says that evening, serving him some pie.

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Twister 2703

He tries to describe love to his young son, the idea of looking at someone and losing yourself, and then the son says, I said lust, not love

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