Tagged: Family (813)

Twister 601

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He is tragically untalented. He blames everything on his mother’s overbearing nature. My penis is small because of my skinny jeans, he says.

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Twister 662

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Failing’s not so bad, he says. Don’t listen to him, she says. It builds character, he says. Tell your father he’s not getting any, she says.

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Twister 739

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The carnage of the breakfast table is belied by the silence of a sated couple who have locked their kids in the basement a few hours longer.

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Twister 809

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Hal lived a full but ultimately unsatisfying, dreary life. And on his deathbed, he remembered his father’s last words to him: You can’t win.

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Twister 913

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He hated his in-laws’ cooking so he stuffed himself full of danish before showing up and got so bloated he had to defend his diet for hours.

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Twister 1013

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He spent all of his money. Vegas had nothing on his daughter and her birthday needs. You’re just like your mother, he said, holding her chin

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Twister 1127

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He’s not fat but horizontal stripes don’t work for him. Not that he cares. His mother keeps calling him “heavy.” So the stripes get thicker.

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Twister 1278

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He has ugly children. He admits this. He knows the pain of birthday parties full of beautiful children. Of parading the failure of his genes

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Twister 1372

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The birthday party was a total failure and he didn’t talk to his mother for days. Finally, he confronted her. You served avocado! he yelled.

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Twister 1444

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She’s making her famous goulash and that always gives him gas so he stops by the taco stand beforehand and later that evening he drops dead.

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