Tagged: Family (813)

Twister 3601

His kid wanted to play but he begged off, saying someting about his aching back, and he caught his wife blushing and he said, Dad loves you.

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Twister 4

It’s the kid’s fault, he says. He says this with a conviction that surprises him. I know it is, she says. But you can’t do anything about it

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Twister 68

This happened in the backyard on a Sunday afternoon. Too many pina coladas. The shrinkage was an embarrassment. But not out of the ordinary.

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Twister 172

They bought her a pony and thought that would be enough. What’s it going to eat? she asked. There’s pizza in the fridge, dad said. And sushi

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Twister 247

It’s a zoo in here, Jill tells her son. I feel like an elephant, he says. My trunk hurts. Jill gets a drink, trying to decode the euphemism.

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Twister 47

They hated the cold but work took them to northern Alaska. It could be a lot worse, he said. No but it will be, she said. She was sure of it

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Twister 426

When he grows up he wants to race NASCAR. His father says he’ll never buy him a car. I’m not you, he says. So you’re happy? his father says.

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Twister 508

The bucolic lawn. Gin tonics on the patio. A koi pond. Ethnic bbq. Polo shirts and floral print dresses. The men dreaming of wife swapping.

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Twister 576

The kid says yay I don’t have to do anything today. The dad says why not? The kid says my teacher said so. She said it’s the idles of March.

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Twister 658

He’d drunk enough to feel unbalanced and sing songs in fake languages. So he peed on his wife’s flowers and said, I kind of meant to do that

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