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He opened his eyes and looked at the alarm clock and it was way too early and he decided not to wake up his wife to tell her he was annoyed.

My kid’s favorite expression now is, I couldn’t care less. And every time he says it I think of how much I used to love him when he was born

That was close, the kid said. No it wasn’t, his father said. It was miles away. That’s what you’ll tell your mommy. Now who wants ice cream?

His parents named him Philip but he grew up calling himself Harvey. He thought it sounded French. His mother bemoaned her mistake. Publicly.