Tagged: Family (813)

They will never speak again because everything they know is unspeakable. So goes this marriage of bland food, separate beds and empty dreams

She says, It hurts. Her kid looks up at his mom and says, Dad called you Sassy. She breaks a plate and teaches her kid something about power

He was too proud of his collection of old K-Tel records. His wife saw it as a charming quirk. But the kids were too young and were mortified

He laughs and says, We don’t need a marriage councillor. But when he throws in the “Dude!” she knows he’s wrong. The next day she buys a car

During his morning jog he remembered that “lose loses an o.” And his mother in law’s odd reaction to his email was now as clear as daylight.

The dad says, Kids have lost the thrill of the chase. The mom says, We had to take his laptop. The dad says, It was more fun with magazines.

He grew wistful. His father was having none of it. Grow up already, he told his son. My ass is big, the son replied. Then there was violence