Tagged: Family (813)

Twister 1084

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His nickname was The Scrod. He didn’t know why. His mom finally told him it had something to do with his breath. He felt suicidal after that

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Twister 1259

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He came home so drunk he couldn’t stand. His wife had had enough of his drinking and called him a drunk. Wrong, he said. I’m just an asshole

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Twister 1324

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The pebbles against the window startled the chickens and woke everyone in the house. We take this fresh thing way too far, he told his wife.

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Twister 1418

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He is a man of great accomplishment. His commercials for snack crackers have won awards in Finland. His children still call him The SnotDad.

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Twister 1494

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He won father of the year at some banquet he doesn’t recall – he was tanked. He’s losing his paternal instincts now. The kid’s not surprised

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Twister 1625

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The kid watches his father sleep and decides to touch his nose. The father groans and wakes up slowly. Dad you’re smelly, the kid announces.

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Twister 1741

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There is no love here, just lots of food on the table and the sounds of aggressive chewing. After this meal I’m going to eat more, Dad says.

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Twister 1890

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The idiot son-in-law starts talking about art and at that moment I let rip a fart that shut him up but good and I got an extra piece of pie.

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Twister 2037

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

After 10 years, he realized he didn’t get the point of marriage anymore and perhaps never did. He told this to his wife. She laughed. A lot.

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Twister 2164

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He thought about what he would do to his parents to freak them and so he came home and did his homework and it was enough to kill his mother

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