Tagged: Family (813)

Twister 983

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Fat hairy male with unreasonable expectations seeks absolutely hairless blond female. For marriage. Must be willing to live life in the nude

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Twister 1104

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wants to have one of everything at the bar. Alphabetically. But he never gets beyond the Bloody Mary. It reminds him too much of his mom.

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Twister 1267

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The food made his stomach do unfortunate things. He went outside for a smoke. The wind picked up. His in-laws were downwind. He didn’t mind.

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Twister 1348

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Deep in his heart, Jeffrey knew how wrong he was. And he knew that his mother was waiting for something. You burnt the meatloaf, he told her

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Twister 1423

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He used the word “doily” in a way that offended his mom. You’ll never grow up, she told him. And then the way he used “hummel” made her cry.

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Twister 1532

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The kid looks up at the tall man and asks, Are you for real? The kid’s mother says, Oh, yes. Years later, the kid will need a lot of therapy

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Twister 1656

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was worried his kid was spending too much time on the computer. I want to own a farm, the kid said one day. We live on one, his dad said.

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Twister 1765

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She shows off her ring to her friends. Her mother calls it a boulder. But her father is skeptical. Does his car compensate as well? he asks.

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Twister 1923

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

After dinner he offers to do the dishes and she says, That’s so cute and instead she leads him to the couch. My mother can do them, she says

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Twister 2044

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was sure that no one loved him anymore, even though he had nothing to support the notion, save for the rude notes left behind by his mom.

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