Tagged: Family (813)

Twister 2000

The father stands and says, Pretend you’re cows, and the kids take him at his word and start mooing. And he says, No one’s as smart as I am.

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Twister 2074

Everyone thought I was gay when I was younger. Maybe I was just beautiful or happy or something. Maybe I should blame everything on my kids.

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Twister 2212

He’d eaten breakfast too early. At his eleven o’clock he became irritable with hunger. And so he texted his son and said simply, I blame you

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Twister 2314

He lies under the sheets, naked, expectant. She comes home from work later than usual, and sees his excitement. You get the couch, she says.

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Twister 2423

The doctor blamed sodium for his blood pressure. He disagreed. He blamed his kids. Especially the one with the nose rings. He hated that one

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Twister 2550

She says, I met him on a conference call. Her dad says, Kids these days. She speaks about love. Marriage maybe. Was it a video call? he asks

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Twister 2698

They weren’t happy any longer, though both were years from acknowledging it. And so they ate dinner in silence, both imagining lovelier days

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Twister 2875

The elevator was rank. She entered and made a face and then stared at him with considerable loathing. Do you hate your mother? he asked her.

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Twister 3010

He wonders if he’s ever been more irrelevant. And then a dog comes and pees on his leg. He laughs. Until he recognizes the dog as his kids’.

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Twister 3180

They sat under a tree, dressed formally in ties. He told his stories. Anything longer than it is wide, he said. The children were sent home.

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