The baby entered the room. He wobbled over to his parents’ bed. He pulled the sheets back, startling his parents. Hot dog! he said, smiling.
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Twister 3365
He remembers his dad laughing at his own jokes. It’s why i don’t think anything’s funny, he tells her. And then she kisses him and he laughs
Twister 3502
The bourbon goes down rough but his baby continues to cry and his wife isn’t home and then he starts crying too because the bourbon is cheap
Twister 3623
Almost every day, he’d ask the kids, Do you think I’m stupid? and then one cold evening his wife took him aside and told him the awful news.
Twister 153
He tells her he needs things she can’t give. She tells him to shut up and fix the stairs. You’re not listening, he says, searching for nails
Twister 24
He ate the world’s largest pizza and then retired to an island in the Aegean. He married the local mayor’s daughter. His mother was so proud
Twister 191
He spilled rum all over his white pants as he broke into a crazed rumba. The stain looks like that thing on Gorbachev’s head, his wife said.
Twister 108
He downs his beer with authority. I’m going home, he says. My family loves me. He wobbles out and hails a cab. I need a burger fast, he says
Twister 346
All I wanted was a ten speed, he says. Must it be linguine? she says. I’m into The Sound of Music, he says. You look so old lately, she says
Twister 449
He had an affair with their babysitter’s mother. It was passionate and awkward, especially when the mother volunteered to do the job herself
