The inquisition over, he left the room and opened a beer and though it was warm he pulled it back in one draw. He hated parent-teacher night
Tagged: Family (813)
Twister 968
The wind was strong and warm and a gust blew her cute dress right up and a little boy asked his mom why hers wasn’t also shaped like a heart
Twister 1097
There were many children at the party. I can’t get drunk with all these kids, he said. You can’t have kids if you’re this drunk, she replied
Twister 1261
He fought with his wife and emptied the garbage outside to spite her and an art critic hailed it as significant and the couple kept fighting
Twister 1331
Her skirt is so short he can’t help but look. He knows that she knows she has great legs. And then his kid comes up and gives him a big hug.
Twister 1421
He says, My kids are hormonally exuberant. She knows what he means. I’m buying a washer dryer, she says. He sighs. I love the mall, he says.
Twister 1502
He came home late once again. The family had already eaten. And he was afraid. He felt their wrath. it enveloped him like a Japanese condom.
Twister 1631
They had met on the bridge many years ago. And then they were married and bought appliances and had kids. And then the bridge was demolished
Twister 1752
His grandfather says, You have to circumcise the sausage, and he can’t get this image out of his head. He’s eating a bowl of cereal tonight.
Twister 1909
He was mocked for wearing purple shoes. They felt discomfort by his presence. He called his mother to complain. I like those shoes, she said
