T 5240

He sat like a dude and she could see in the hole in his pants and then he approached her and he said, Hi, and she said, I have an open mind.

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T 5239

The ship approached. Our radio crackled, and I answered it. My ship’s bigger than your ship, the other captain said. Well, I could see that.

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T 5238

She calls me a gazelle and I figure it’s because I’m sleek and she says, No way, so I call her a snake and she says, I’d never call you that.

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T 5237

The emptiness he feels is a dormant volcano, a space he can fill with ill meaning things. Love is too random, he thinks. He thinks too much.

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T 5236

He takes her hands in his. She says, look at your cuticles. But he doesn’t know what that means. And so he changes his mind about everything.

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T 5325

He turns off the TV and reaches for his beer. The phone rings. It’s his girlfriend. Wanna come over? she asks. Stop crowding me, he replies.

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T 5324

They meet in the parking lot of the toy store. I’m married, he says. Me too, she says. And things progress illicitly. Until she sees his car.

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T 5323

She brought a bag of warm donuts to work. The cop was unmoved by her plight. I was mauled, she said. But the donuts were warm, the cop said.

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T 5322

They had spent a lovely weekend together. It’s too bad we live so far apart, she said, cuddled in his arms. We don’t think alike, he replied.

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T 5321

Your hot dog is wretched, he tells the waiter and the waiter says, Stop your fancy talk, and he says, OK your weiner. The waiter is shocked.

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