And then he said, You didn’t hit me hard enough. She fell to her knees and said, Wow. He stanched the blood and said, C’mon. And she got up.

He got her back to his place, which surprised him. And then he said, This bum zit isn’t going to take care of itself. And then she ran home.

The world weary man downs his beer. He says, You’re cute. She is equally world weary. She says, I’m a mother. And he says, You certainly are.

The librarian was on the curvy side, and he couldn’t concentrate on anything else, and he said to her, You have nice books, and then he left.