T 5320

He’s lied to her in the past. Many times. I can feel my heart flutter, he says to her gently. Then he grabs his chest. As she rolls her eyes.

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T 5318

He approached her on the dance floor. He tried that move he always did and she tried to stifle her laughter. He moped to the bar. And moped.

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T 5317

He woke and heard her futzing about the kitchen. She served him coffee and yogurt and kissed his forehead. I thought you said epic, he said.

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T 5316

Last call. I’m the inventor of loneliness, he says. The lone woman in the bar touches her hair. That’s tragic, she says. And then she leaves.

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T 5315

She hasn’t smiled since the day he told her her smile was beautiful. I’m leaving, he tells her. Then he doesn’t. And now we’re even, he says.

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T 5314

He calls the dogs again. Sensing the futility of his station he gives up. Where are they? his wife asks. Taking lessons from you, he replies.

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T 5313

I spent the weekend home alone and did nothing. Then why are you too tired for me? my wife asks. I don’ t have a respectable answer for her.

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T 5312

He burned the eggs and she came over and hugged him. What’s this? he asked. I’m embracing your failures, she replied. And she hugged harder.

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T 5311

He took her to the zoo. Which didn’t seem so romantic. But then, with ice cream in hand, he roared at the lions. I’m such an animal, he said.

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T 5310

He came home from work. His son was on the XBox. His wife was hitting the booze already. My belly hurts, he said. It hurt him every evening.

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