He called her Manipulative but she was a massage therapist and she said Duh and the next day he hurt his back and he didn’t know what to do.

They watched the lions kill the cheetah cubs. Nature was cruel, they understood that now. So they were unpleasant for the rest of the safari.

She says, I don’t love you anymore, and he calls her Willfully Ignorant, and she laughs for years until one day she wonders if he was right.

His laptop exploded. He walked gingerly to the bedroom, and removed his singed pants. His wife was unimpressed. This is your fault, he said.

Finally she says, Let’s step outside. And he figures he’s about to get lucky. They step outside. And she floors him with a round house left.

I don’t care that you don’t care that I don’t care that you don’t care that I don’t care that you don’t care why I lost the soap in the tub.

The sounds of monsters haunted the town day and night. The mayor stepped down and moved away because he was a coward. And the sounds stopped.