T 5151

These are the last pair of pants that fit. Once they don’t, that’s it, I’m not wearing pants anymore. The carpool guys will love that I bet.

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T 5150

And then she hit me again, harder this time, and she waited for a reaction from me. I smiled. I deserved that, I said. And she hit me again.

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T 5149

He found a pipe in the basement. It had belonged to his father. It smelled old and musty. It was a smell he could remember. He threw it out.

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T 5148

She says, I got my mom’s hands and my dad’s feet, and later that night she snuggles up to him in bed. And he doesn’t fall sleep. Ever again.

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T 5147

He put his arm around her and they leaned into the wind and soldiered on. He made a joke about her mother. And the wind kicked up some more.

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T 5146

They had sex on the dining table after the last of the kids moved out. It was something they’d always wanted to do. Then they had some pasta.

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T 5145

A selection of obscure raw milk cheeses for a room of the violently lactose intolerant. Mingled with corked wine. Yes he hated the holidays.

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T 5144

Her accountant says, I can’t account for your stupidity. She replies: You can’t count, period. Then the dancers crowds the stage. And mirth.

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T 5143

She’s disappointed by the decisions that her husband’s taken but knows she will recover, unlike the white rug, after what the dog did to it.

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T 5142

He walks up to her at the bar. I fondled you once, he says, and she turns her back to him. He orders a drink. It wasn’t good for him either.

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