T 5035

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

Consciousness came with a thud, and he knew the previous evening had been something and he noted the time and realized it was evening again.

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T 5034

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

That’s not a wet spot, that’s a wetlands, he says laughing, and she says, We’ve been together ever since. And the kids lose their appetites.

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T 5033

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

He opens the fridge and spies the leftover Chinese and he says, Eat healthy. But later, when she enters the kitchen, he says, I’m a failure.

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T 5032

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

The breeze shoots up to gust, and the day turns bleak and branches break and he holds her tight, gallantly perhaps, and he says, I’m scared.

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T 5031

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

He was late again and his wife said, Why? and he said, I was writing my blog, and she punched him so hard that he never wrote his blog again.

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T 5030

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

She caught his eye and he said, Let’s not do this, and she smiled a sad smile and shrugged and said, Let’s, and then she said, You’re fired.

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T 5029

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

He turned off the TV. Come here, he told her, but she did not move. He got up, slowly. I’m going to bed, he said. She turned the TV back on.

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Siri Parody Ad

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 18, 2011

Am I a MILF I helped write this. I’m pretty sure one of my jokes made it in. Maybe. Unless you don’t find it funny. Then NONE of my jokes made it in here. For real. Click on the link.

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Another Q&A: Asserting the Right of Women Everywhere to be Morons

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 11, 2011

Because of course they can be morons. To deny them that would be sexist. Right? I did a Q&A with Bruce Pirie, who narrated the audiobook of Squishy, and Miette Elm, from Iambik Audiobooks. This is the result. And sure I may bring up Sir John Gielgud and his performances in both Arthur AND Caligula, […]

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Tourism Montreal

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 5, 2011

I never posted this. Tourisme Montreal was doing a series of insider type “locals” interviews with Montrealers a while back and they chose me for their first one. How far back? Well, my bar became a cafe and I’m still sad about it. Very sad. Everything else I mention here is open. And I don’t […]

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