Heartbroken, he moved to France and fell in love with a croissant. His parents didn’t approve because they came from an old margarine family

She orders onion rings. The waiter returns with fries. She protests. Speaks of patriarchy. But the waiter was just worried about her breath.

He answered “bacon” to her question about the nature of love. She left him and he was alone and then she returned and he turned on the stove