She answers the phone and listens and says, Easy come, easy go, and slams the phone down and turns to her date and says, Now, where were we?

He would risk his dignity for her love, but she eyed him wearily, afraid of the risks as well, and because of his love of terrible sweaters.

The sportswriter drank a bottle of Jack and enjoyed saying “curve ball” to the hooker until the cameras showed up and the enjoyment stopped.

He wakes up and realizes he wants to change the world. To make it better. He stares at himself in the mirror. And decides to get a hair cut.

She’s good looking but not very photogenic. He’s photogenic but not very good looking. They’re trying to overcome this. This cruel obstacle.