It was a bad day to wear a white suit. But he didn’t know the lions would escape from the zoo. And what his reaction would be to meeting one

One day he said, Let’s get married. A week later, he regretted saying anything. A month later, he told her so. Tomorrow, it will be too late

This was not about the way she wouldn’t look at him. That’s what he wanted to say. But mostly it was about the way she wouldn’t look at him.

He swung and missed. The end result was a laughter that promised violence but when he opened his eyes he realized that the kids had all gone

The comedian says, Support my charity, please, and there is applause. The host laughs and says, You heard the man, and then the show is over

He looks at her and says, Let’s go on an adventure. She puts down her coffee and says, But, I’m too boring. And both think different things.