Twister 571

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The yellow shirt makes him look like Big Bird. You’re going to get the ladies in that, his friend says. I might as well be a monk, he says.

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Twister 570

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They fought. They were damaged as a couple but he thought at least that something could be redeemed. I’m sorry, he said. I finished the soap

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Twister 569

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I was unrestrained by your social mores. I suffered a profound misunderstanding of evil. And these factors have led to my utter annihilation

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Twister 568

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was caught picking his nose in the executive boardroom. His wife bought salmon pie for dinner. This is the worst day of my life, he said.

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Twister 567

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The inherent tension of hide and seek always made Jon want to pee. You’re not spy material, Frank said. I don’t care right now, Jon replied.

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Twister 566

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I feel hexed, he says. You’ve never been hexed, says the bored runway model. I like the way you walk, he says. I know hexed, the model says.

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Twister 565

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His midlife crisis was brought on by the discovery of excessive ear hair growth. He would never bed a young woman now. All his plans ruined.

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Twister 564

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was last call in one of those cities that closed down early. The men went home to have another drink, eat peanuts and ignore their wives.

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Twister 563

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He talked big. Always did. So he “invaded” the deli and “destroyed” the hot pastrami. But he grew up to be meek. And so inherited the earth.

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Twister 562

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When he can start dancing to the noise coming out of the car’s engine, he takes it to the garage. Where he enters his ultimate porn fantasy.

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