Twister 581

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Al watched the ice in his drink melt and then the silly scotch aficionado was about to say something insufferable and so Al punched him hard

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Twister 580

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He drank so much beer that he ended up in a different country where everyone loved yogurt, movies with ambiguous endings, and loud scooters.

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Twister 579

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He went to the bathroom instead. And as he did his business, he didn’t buy lottery tickets or cross the street or attempt foreign languages.

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Twister 578

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They argued the merits of Roxy Music until they realized they were both old. All our tunes are commercials for unglamorous things, Joe said.

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Twister 577

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And they corrupted us because we had nothing better to do. And our minds were filled with drivel. And our bellies with charisma and antacids

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Twister 576

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The kid says yay I don’t have to do anything today. The dad says why not? The kid says my teacher said so. She said it’s the idles of March.

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Twister 575

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, Frak, I’m, like, out, bitches! His sister says, Why do you talk like that? His mother says, Eat your waffles His father says, Dude.

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Twister 574

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He scans the horizon and sees nothing. Every direction, a relentless and barren nothingness. Not even a tree. This dream so sucks, he thinks

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Twister 573

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The dog found a mouse in the yard and ate it. I’ve been meaning to trim the bushes, he says. The neighbor laughs. Not those bushes, he says.

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Twister 572

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They called their pies “tarts” and overcharged for everything. Add an “e” to tart and we’re golden, he says. Greed tastes so good, she says.

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