Twister 852

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He walked his dog every day so he could see the stunning lady on the corner and everyday the dog crapped right there for maximum humiliation

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Twister 851

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was dreadfully nervous before the interview and drank too much coffee and then had the longest pee of his life so he missed the interview

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Twister 850

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was tired of living in the City of No Ideas. He moved to the City Where Everyone Has Ideas. At least the debates there were entertaining.

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Twister 849

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She got the name Creepela in grade school and it stuck to her like flypaper. She married a guy named Frankie and every Halloween was awesome

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Twister 848

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He hated shopping. Do these jeans make my package look small? he asked. She said, You mean smaller than usual? He filed papers the next day.

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Twister 847

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The TV star acted like he owned the bar but the one girl he wanted wasn’t interested. By the end of the evening, his show had been canceled.

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Twister 846

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She knew he was crazy by the look in his eyes and by how he wore his pants. And by his soft hands. And by the fact he was interested in her.

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Twister 845

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They lit a fire and cooked hot dogs. They told jokes and drank beer. And then they were silent and alone looking up at the stars and farting

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Twister 844

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She yelled a little. Not out of pleasure. Then she yelled again. And he stopped. I told you the freakin’ mustache was a bad idea, she said

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Twister 843

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He ran down the hallway. He regretted buying into a condo designed by a starchitect. Because the hallway was long. And he had to go real bad

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