Twister 862

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

A rip in her pants led to a flirtatious comment from a stranger led to a shared umbrella led to the utter devastation of her happy marriage.

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Twister 861

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They met because of his kitten and for that he was grateful. Until the relationship went south. Then he wanted nothing to do with the pussy.

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Twister 860

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The thieves only took stuff worth more than $1,000. Except for his prized collection of fossilized mammoth penises. They didn’t touch those.

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Twister 859

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It wasn’t that he was fired that bugged him. It was the how he was fired. With darts. And “Looks Like We Made It” blaring out of the stereo.

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Twister 858

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was old enough to laugh at the thought of Gene Reyburn and Match Game. And to be mystified by this talk of personal grooming and bleaches

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Twister 857

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jake couldn’t look at the chair without remembering what they had done on it. And now that she was gone, he sat on the chair doing it alone.

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Twister 856

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There is no ‘relationship,’ she said firmly. I don’t believe you, he said, his hand on her leg. She wanted closure. He wanted more openness.

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Twister 855

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The doctor kept talking and he zoned out and had a vision of endless fields of pulled pork sandwiches. After all he was getting ready to die

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Twister 854

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Her momma always told her that no matter how beautiful she was, her shit would smell just as bad as everyone else’s. But her momma was wrong

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Twister 853

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Ice cream. Flirtation. Palpitations. American Idol. Chinese food. Soft rock. Hard rock. Dating. Announcements. Trust issues. Tears. History.

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