Twister 932

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Barnes had been picking his nose and when he finally scooped the wet nugget his boss entered his office to introduce the hot new secretary.

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Twister 931

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The food was so bad he couldn’t keep making excuses for her. He stood up and said, I’m very sorry. She stood up and said, He’s lousy in bed.

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Twister 930

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wore heavy Dutch clogs to strengthen his calves. He wished he could swear in Swedish. His last contract was for 14 million over 3 years.

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Twister 929

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He’s short and the cut of his suit makes him appear much shorter. He admits to depression these days. I’d jog if I weren’t so lazy, he says.

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Twister 928

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He stood in the kitchen, sipping his coffee, wondering whether he should interrupt the shenanigans between his wife and best friend upstairs

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Twister 927

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He gets into a cab and the cabbie says, No credit cards, and he gets out and a bird craps on his head and he calls his wife and he says Help

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Twister 926

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They went to a bad motel. On the other side of town. And still their spouses found out. And they regretted not having gone to a better motel

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Twister 925

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He watches the CEO make her speech. He’s impressed by her vision, her guts, by the power she wields. And then wonders what she’s like in bed

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Twister 924

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It looked like blood but it was only strawberry jam. She knew her son enjoyed lying on the floor, death-like. He was just dramatic that way

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Twister 923

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When they arrived at the hotel it was as if they had discovered a vision of the world as a loving and beautiful place. Infested with bedbugs

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