Twister 952

She wanted to consummate the relationship but he kept talking about variables. She loved his math skills, but did he have to be such a dork?

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Twister 951

The ground rumbled. Jim stood immobile as the children raced past him. He closed his eyes in fear and prayed. The ice cream truck drove away

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Twister 950

The words came in waves. Angry words. Hateful words. Racist words. But no matter, the old man still would not sell him beer without valid ID

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Twister 949

He watched the phone ring, her number on the display. He still harbored some resentment. Plus, there were two on in the bottom of the ninth.

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Twister 948

They came home to find a giant turd on their dining room table. They called the cops. The mystery remains. So they’re eating out now. A lot.

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Twister 947

Running through the sprinkler when the humidity is just this side of rain. Dessert. A down pillow. This is what she used to mean to me. Once

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Twister 946

Al knew he was in love but the thought of it made him nervous. Because Jane owned nine cats. On purpose. And he didn’t think he was a loser.

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Twister 945

The shoes made his feet look big but that’s what he wanted. He went out, tried his luck. And stumbled about like a drunk in his giant shoes.

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Twister 944

And over breakfast they decided the thing was over. They were very civil. Until the make up sex. When their decision was painfully confirmed

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Twister 943

He had mastered the art of flirting in hotel bars. Of convincing women that he was someone. Of being alone in his room with the pay per view

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